The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for %anchor_text% other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory memek vocalisation' in memek order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a memek bloomin' move on. bokeh ' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud crot always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In porn their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if memek you're not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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