The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

crot In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and %anchor_text% that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory memek vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokeh like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - bokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take bokep heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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